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llg184 Guestbook![]() •❤• ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() {Image} In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed. ![]() In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. ![]() IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow. ![]() In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. ![]() In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. ![]() In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. ![]() In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission ![]() In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants. ![]() In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed. ![]() In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing. ![]() In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish ![]() In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law but you can use it for an igloo. ![]() In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers ![]() In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h. ![]() In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep ![]() {Image} ![]() ![]() {Image} •❤• ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission. ![]() He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” ![]() In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” ![]() Boy-and-girl-kissing........ ![]() Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.” ![]() Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!” ![]() Math is hard wheN yoU caught ![]() ![]() ![]() Son – I want a baby brother . Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son – why don’t you give him a surprise? ![]() ![]() ![]() A child had never seen his hips, 1 day his teacher beat him on his hips, He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says.. oH God she Divided It 2 pices ![]() BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE! ![]() ![]() ![]() Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them. ![]() ![]() You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |