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Dreamgirl141 Guestbook xnirx (11 years ago)---  (＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---my some frns(boys)  are continuously blaming me dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)  but you know, its not true  so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys)  Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures?  Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack. BUT you can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier. Lastly a small bad newswomen can handle you easily to their own strange way---♡(＾◡＾) {Image} (＾◡＾)♡--- xnirx (11 years ago)═╰♡╮╰★╮.  .╰♡╮╰★╮═Take Love and Loyalty, mix thoroughly with Faith blend with Tenderness , Forgiveness, and Understanding. Add Hope , Friendship and abundant Laughter Top freely with Smiles and Consideration for others . Bake with Smooth Moon Light , serve daily in Generous Helping... ★* *★ {Image} ★* *★ Real affection is when after a fight u decide not to talk & still u check your mobile for a message or a missed call! that’s the innocence of true relationship……. ★* *★ {Image} ★* *★  GOOD NIGHT ═╰❤╮ ƸӜƷ ๑ ๑ ƸӜƷ ╰❤╮═xnirx (11 years ago)═╰♡╮☆☆ ☆☆╰♡╮═Love has one law... ” Make the person happy whom u love” {Image} {Image} {Image} In the same way friendship has one law... “Never make ur friend feel alone until u r alive…” {Image} {Image} {Image} GOOD EVENING═╰♡╮☆☆ ☆☆╰♡╮═xnirx (11 years ago)---╰♡╮ ╰♡╮---What a Kiss means.. actually read the whole thing cause its nice! + Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready + Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever + Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything + Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends + Kiss on the Hand = I adore you + Kiss on the Neck = We belong together + Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you + Kiss on the Lips = I love you What the gesture means… + Holding Hands = We definitely love each other + Slap on the Butt = That’s mine + Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go + Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you + Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me + Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go +Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you –ADVICE!– + Dont ask for a kiss, take one.  {Image} {Image} {Image} +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love... GOOD NYT ---╰♡╮ ╰♡╮---xnirx (11 years ago)╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮ When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss; That’s LOVE… {Image} When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him; That’s LOVE… {Image} When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake; That’s LOVE… {Image} When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road; That’s LOVE… {Image} When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time; That’s LOVE… {Image} LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city… {Image} LOVE is all around us... {Image} LOVE is actually how much we 'CARE' {Image} EACH OTHER...  GUT EVENING╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮ xnirx (11 years ago)--- (＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! {Image} {Image} {Image} {Image}  {Image} {Image} don’t copy if u can’t pasteMany wars have been avoided With the little spread of message loaded Smile plays miracle when air is hot The result is shown without war being fought. {Image} {Image} {Image} -----GOOD EVENING----- --- (＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---xnirx (11 years ago)Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! {Image} 90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! {Image} Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".. {Image} After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... {Image} {Image} Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age  {Image} {Image} {Image} Last joke dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling xnirx (11 years ago)---╰♡╮╰♡╮ ╰♡╮╰♡╮---WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD ♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥ {Image} {Image} ♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} ♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥ {Image} {Image} {Image} So,value them n enlighten ur life... HavE LoveLy nYt ---╰♡╮╰♡╮ ╰♡╮╰♡╮---xnirx (11 years ago)★***★ ★***★There was a star in life agreed, it was much loved when it sank, it did sink. Look at the sky’s vastness, so many stars have broken away so many loved ones it has lost the lost ones, were they ever found? But tell me, for the broken stars does the sky ever grieve? That which is past, is gone... ★***★ {Image} ★***★ There was a flower in life which, doted everyday on when it dried, it dried away. Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have that which welted, did it ever bloom? But tell me, for dried flowers does the garden create an uproar? That which is past, is gone... ★***★ {Image} ★***★ There was a cup of wine in life which, you gave your heart and soul for when it broke, it did break. Look at the wine house’s courtyard shaken, where many cups are fall, and merge with the ground that which fall, do they ever rise? But tell me, for broken cups does the wine house ever regret? That which is past, is gone... ★***★ {Image} ★***★ A short life, we have come with, wine cups do tend to break. Yet, inside the wine house there is a wine pot, there are wine cups. Those, struck by intoxication do splurge away on the wine. He’s a raw drinker, whose affection escapes no cup, one who has burnt from true wine does he ever shout, or scream? That which is past, is gone... THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON.... {Image} {Image} {Image} ★***★ ★***★xnirx (11 years ago)╰╮╰ ╮ ... ╰╮╰╮The wife hit her husband with frying pan. Husband : What was that for..? Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife : Sorry.. ! Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan. Husband : What for now.. ? Wife : Your horse is on the phone. {Image} If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, Enjoy life. {Image} How Amazing!!………. A Mother makes her Son “INTELIGENT” in 20 years, But a Girl makes him STUPID in 2 Minutes… Hahahahahahahhhahha, Just spread your Sweet Smiles Friends.. {Image} {Image} {Image} ╰╮╰ ╮ ... ╰╮╰╮ | |
