Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..
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